BIGGEST ORH CHEH EVER!!

Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Pls Brace Yourself.

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You Will Soon Be Shown A Damn Gross Picture.

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Of My Orh Cheh.

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*drumrolls*

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If You're Eating or Jus Eaten...

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Pls Close This Window and Refrain from Viewing.

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(Is it out of the screen yet?)

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TADAH!!!



Measuring 6 by 3 cm, its so far the LARGEST orh cheh that I ever had. Pls dun ask me to show it in public. I cant possibly be pulling down/lifting up my jeans in public rite.

So there u go.

It jus underwent the ever-so-powerful-mum's-therapy. Its damn purplish now. And I shocked my 2 folks with the size. AND color. So they went into panic mode and fasterly/forcefully applied zambuk (tis IS the correct spelling) on it.

Mum jus passed me a bottle of SKII dunno wat living skin thing for my dead pimples. (Fwah mum noes how to buy SKII siah!!) The dark left-over pimple scars I mean. I think... ITS THE SAME AS GINVERA MARVEL GEL!! Wats more, my scars r healing fast with regular scrubs and oxy/aloe vera gel! Hmmm...

Still haven bought bak kwa. Why issit always freakingly SOLD OUT!!~~~

And I haven go new yr clothes shopping oso.

Dunno got time anot man.

Bak Kwa~ Bak Kwa~~ Wait for Me!~~